<?php

require_once 'curl.func.php';

$appkey = 'your_appkey_here';//你的appkey
$pagenum = 1;
$pagesize = 1;
$sort = 'addtime';//addtime/rand
$url = "https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/text?pagenum=$pagenum&pagesize=$pagesize&sort=$sort&appkey=$appkey";
$result = curlOpen($url, ['ssl'=>true]);
$jsonarr = json_decode($result, true);
//exit(var_dump($jsonarr));
if($jsonarr['status'] != 0)
{
    echo $jsonarr['msg'];
    exit();
}
$result = $jsonarr['result'];
echo $result['total'].' '.$result['pagesize'].' '.$result['pagenum'].'
';
foreach($result['list'] as $val)
{
    echo $val['content'].' '.$val['addtime'].' '.$val['url'].'
';
}

#!/usr/bin/python
# encoding:utf-8

import urllib2, json, urllib



#  1、查询文字笑话


data = {}
data["appkey"] = "your_appkey_here"
data["pagenum"] = 1
data["pagesize"] = 1
data["sort"] = "addtime"

url_values = urllib.urlencode(data)
url = "https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/text" + "?" + url_values
request = urllib2.Request(url)
result = urllib2.urlopen(request)
jsonarr = json.loads(result.read())

if jsonarr["status"] != u"0":
    print jsonarr["msg"]
    exit()
result = jsonarr["result"]
print result["total"],result["pagesize"],result["pagenum"]

for val in result["list"]:
    print val["content"],val["addtime"],val["url"]

package api.jisuapi.xiaohua;

import api.util.HttpUtil;
import net.sf.json.JSONArray;
import net.sf.json.JSONObject;

public class Text {

	public static final String APPKEY = "your_appkey_here";// 你的appkey
	public static final String URL = "https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/text";
	public static final int pagenum = 1;
	public static final int pagesize = 1;
	public static final String sort = "addtime";//addtime/rand

	public static void Get() {
		String result = null;
		String url = URL + "?pagenum=" + pagenum + "&pagesize=" + pagesize + "&sort=" + sort + "&appkey=" + APPKEY;

		try {
			result = HttpUtil.sendGet(url, "utf-8");
			JSONObject json = JSONObject.fromObject(result);
			if (json.getInt("status") != 0) {
				System.out.println(json.getString("msg"));
			} else {
				JSONObject resultarr = json.optJSONObject("result");
				String total = resultarr.getString("total");
				String pagenum = resultarr.getString("pagenum");
				String pagesize = resultarr.getString("pagesize");
				System.out.println(total + " " + pagenum + " " + pagesize);
				if (resultarr.opt("list") != null) {
					JSONArray list = resultarr.optJSONArray("list");
					for(int i=0;i

JSON返回示例 :

{
    "status": 0,
    "msg": "ok",
    "result": {
        "total": "33731",
        "pagenum": "1",
        "pagesize": "1",
        "list": [
            {
                "content": "高一上英语课时，老师让我们给自己起一个英 文名 字。
我起了一个叫“L i f e”，寓 意“人 生”的意思。
然后……我就被同学叫了三年的“来 福”。",
                "addtime": "2014-10-14 15:48:18",
                "url": "http://m.kaixinhui.com/detail-26458.html"
            }
        ]
    }
}

接口地址： https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/pic

返回格式： JSON,JSONP

请求方法： GET POST

请求示例： https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/pic?pagenum=1&pagesize=1&sort=addtime&appkey=yourappkey

请求参数：

API在线测试

参数名称	类型	必填	说明
pagenum	int	是	页码
pagesize	int	是	每页条数最大20
sort	string	是	排序 addtime按时间倒叙 rand随机获取 sort=rand时，pagenum无效

返回参数：

参数名称	类型	说明
total	string	总数
pagenum	int	当前页
pagesize	int	每页条数
content	string	内容
pic	string	图片
addtime	string	时间
url	string	详情页地址

请求代码：

查看代码

<?php

require_once 'curl.func.php';

$appkey = 'your_appkey_here';//你的appkey
$pagenum = 1;
$pagesize = 1;
$sort = 'addtime';//addtime/rand
$url = "https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/pic?pagenum=$pagenum&pagesize=$pagesize&sort=$sort&appkey=$appkey";
$result = curlOpen($url, ['ssl'=>true]);
$jsonarr = json_decode($result, true);
//exit(var_dump($jsonarr));
if($jsonarr['status'] != 0)
{
    echo $jsonarr['msg'];
    exit();
}
$result = $jsonarr['result'];
echo $result['total'].' '.$result['pagesize'].' '.$result['pagenum'].'
';
foreach($result['list'] as $val)
{
    echo $val['content'].' '.$val['pic'].' '.$val['addtime'].' '.$val['url'].'
';
}

#!/usr/bin/python
# encoding:utf-8

import urllib2, json, urllib


# 2、查询图片笑话


data = {}
data["appkey"] = "your_appkey_here"
data["pagenum"] = 1
data["pagesize"] = 1
data["sort"] = "addtime"

url_values = urllib.urlencode(data)
url = "https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/pic" + "?" + url_values
request = urllib2.Request(url)
result = urllib2.urlopen(request)
jsonarr = json.loads(result.read())

if jsonarr["status"] != u"0":
    print jsonarr["msg"]
    exit()
result = jsonarr["result"]

print result["total"],result["pagesize"],result["pagenum"]
for val in result["list"]:
    print val["content"],val["pic"],val["addtime"],val["url"]

package api.jisuapi.xiaohua;

import api.util.HttpUtil;
import net.sf.json.JSONArray;
import net.sf.json.JSONObject;

public class Pic {

	public static final String APPKEY = "your_appkey_here";// 你的appkey
	public static final String URL = "https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/pic";
	public static final int pagenum = 1;
	public static final int pagesize = 1;
	public static final String sort = "addtime";// addtime/rand

	public static void Get() {
		String result = null;
		String url = URL + "?pagenum=" + pagenum + "&pagesize=" + pagesize + "&sort=" + sort + "&appkey=" + APPKEY;

		try {
			result = HttpUtil.sendGet(url, "utf-8");
			JSONObject json = JSONObject.fromObject(result);
			if (json.getInt("status") != 0) {
				System.out.println(json.getString("msg"));
			} else {
				JSONObject resultarr = json.optJSONObject("result");
				String total = resultarr.getString("total");
				String pagenum = resultarr.getString("pagenum");
				String pagesize = resultarr.getString("pagesize");
				System.out.println(total + " " + pagenum + " " + pagesize);
				if (resultarr.opt("list") != null) {
					JSONArray list = resultarr.optJSONArray("list");
					for (int i = 0; i < list.size(); i++) {
						JSONObject obj = (JSONObject) list.opt(i);
						String content = obj.getString("content");
						String pic = obj.getString("pic");
						String addtime = obj.getString("addtime");
						String url1 = obj.getString("url");
						System.out.println(content + " " + pic + " " + addtime + " " + url1);
					}
				}
			}
		} catch (Exception e) {
			e.printStackTrace();
		}
	}
}

JSON返回示例 :

{
    "status": 0,
    "msg": "ok",
    "result": {
        "total": "1542",
        "pagenum": "1",
        "pagesize": "1",
        "list": [
            {
                "content": "无力反驳",
                "pic": "http://m.kaixinhui.com/upload/201410/2014101517434013625.jpg",
                "addtime": "2014-10-15 17:43:40",
                "url": "http://m.kaixinhui.com/detail-1844.html"
            }
        ]
    }
}

接口地址： https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/all

返回格式： JSON,JSONP

请求方法： GET POST

请求示例： https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/all?pagenum=1&pagesize=1&sort=addtime&appkey=yourappkey

请求参数：

API在线测试

参数名称	类型	必填	说明
pagenum	int	是	当前页默认1
pagesize	int	是	每页条数最大20
sort	string	是	排序 addtime按时间倒叙 rand随机获取 sort=rand时，pagenum无效

返回参数：

参数名称	类型	说明
total	string	总数
pagenum	int	当前页
pagesize	int	每页条数
content	string	内容
pic	string	图片
addtime	string	时间
url	string	详情页地址

请求代码：

查看代码

<?php

require_once 'curl.func.php';

$appkey = 'your_appkey_here';//你的appkey
$pagenum = 1;
$pagesize = 1;
$sort = 'addtime';//addtime/rand
$url = "https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/all?pagenum=$pagenum&pagesize=$pagesize&sort=$sort&appkey=$appkey";
$result = curlOpen($url, ['ssl'=>true]);
$jsonarr = json_decode($result, true);
//exit(var_dump($jsonarr));
if($jsonarr['status'] != 0)
{
    echo $jsonarr['msg'];
    exit();
}
$result = $jsonarr['result'];
echo $result['total'].' '.$result['pagesize'].' '.$result['pagenum'].'
';
foreach($result['list'] as $val)
{
    echo $val['content'].' '.$val['pic'].' '.$val['addtime'].' '.$val['url'].'
';
}

#!/usr/bin/python
# encoding:utf-8

import urllib2, json, urllib



# 3、查询所有笑话


data = {}
data["appkey"] = "your_appkey_here"
data["pagenum"] = 1
data["pagesize"] = 1
data["sort"] = "addtime"

url_values = urllib.urlencode(data)
url = "https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/all" + "?" + url_values
request = urllib2.Request(url)
result = urllib2.urlopen(request)
jsonarr = json.loads(result.read())

if jsonarr["status"] != u"0":
    print jsonarr["msg"]
    exit()
result = jsonarr["result"]

print result["total"],result["pagesize"],result["pagenum"]
for val in result["list"] :
    print val["content"],val["pic"],val["addtime"],val["url"]

package api.jisuapi.xiaohua;

import api.util.HttpUtil;
import net.sf.json.JSONArray;
import net.sf.json.JSONObject;

public class All {

	public static final String APPKEY = "your_appkey_here";// 你的appkey
	public static final String URL = "https://api.jisuapi.com/xiaohua/all";
	public static final int pagenum = 1;
	public static final int pagesize = 1;
	public static final String sort = "addtime";// addtime/rand

	public static void Get() {
		String result = null;
		String url = URL + "?pagenum=" + pagenum + "&pagesize=" + pagesize + "&sort=" + sort + "&appkey=" + APPKEY;

		try {
			result = HttpUtil.sendGet(url, "utf-8");
			JSONObject json = JSONObject.fromObject(result);
			if (json.getInt("status") != 0) {
				System.out.println(json.getString("msg"));
			} else {
				JSONObject resultarr = json.optJSONObject("result");
				String total = resultarr.getString("total");
				String pagenum = resultarr.getString("pagenum");
				String pagesize = resultarr.getString("pagesize");
				System.out.println(total + " " + pagenum + " " + pagesize);
				if (resultarr.opt("data") != null) {
					JSONArray data = resultarr.optJSONArray("data");
					for (int i = 0; i < data.size(); i++) {
						JSONObject obj = (JSONObject) data.opt(i);
						String content = obj.getString("content");
						String pic = obj.getString("pic");
						String addtime = obj.getString("addtime");
						String url1 = obj.getString("url");
						System.out.println(content + " " + pic + " " + addtime + " " + url1);
					}
				}
			}
		} catch (Exception e) {
			e.printStackTrace();
		}
	}
}

JSON返回示例 :

{
    "status": 0,
    "msg": "ok",
    "result": {
        "total": "33731",
        "pagenum": "2",
        "pagesize": "1",
        "data": [
            {
                "content": "同学聚会为了突显身份，我戴了一块劳力士，正愁如何展示的时候，有个同学忽然问几点了。我喜出望外，从容地拿出手机拨通电话：“王经理吗？我是从你那儿买了块劳力士的客户，对对对，金表，我想问一下，现在几点了？”",
				"pic": "",
                "addtime": "2014-10-14 15:48:17",
                "url": "http://m.kaixinhui.com/detail-15961.html"
            }
        ]
    }
}

API错误码：

代号	说明
203	没有信息

系统错误码：

代号	说明
101	APPKEY为空或不存在
102	APPKEY已过期
103	APPKEY无请求此数据权限
104	请求超过次数限制
105	IP被禁止
106	IP请求超过限制
107	接口维护中
108	接口已停用